Joke of the day – Thursday, 20 October 2022

Laughter is the best medicine they say - and South Africans certainly could do with a dose of the giggles these days!

Oct 20, 2022 - 09:08
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Joke of the day – Thursday, 20 October 2022

Laughter is the best medicine they say – and South Africans could certainly do with a dose of the giggles these days!

Shifting priorities

As a hedge fund manager gets out of his brand-new Porsche, a truck goes racing by, taking off the door.

“My Porsche! My beautiful silver Porsche is ruined!” he screams.

A police officer on the scene shakes his head in disgust.

“I can’t believe you,” he says.

“You’re so focused on your possessions that you didn’t even realise your left arm was torn off when the truck hit you.”

The hedge fund manager looks down in absolute horror.

“Oh, no!” he cries.

“My Rolex!”

This week’s jokes:

Monday, 17 October – Click to laugh

Tuesday, 18 October – Click to laugh

Wednesday, 19 October – Click to laugh

Thursday, 20 October

Friday, 21 October

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