Olympic Sex: Athletes will get it on in Paris!

Athletes in Paris are likely to engage in much sex during the Olympic Games being held in the city.

Thousands of athletes have jetted into Paris for the Olympic Games. And, yes, there will be sex.

Just think… Scores of athletes in their prime, in the City of Love (Paris), high adrenalin and testosterone levels. That sounds like a recipe for hanky panky.

PARIS OLYMPIC GAMES

Athletes from all corners of the world have converged on Paris for the 2024 Olympic Games.

Being young, fit and healthy, many of the athletes will not only be partaking in Olympic sporting events.

DailyMail says there will be a lot of hanky panky going on in Paris, especially at the Olympic Village.

CARDBOARD BEDS IN OLYMPIC VILLAGE  

Reports of the uncomfortable cardboard beds in the Paris Olympic Village have surfaced.

However, a similar type of bed was used in the Olympic Village at the Tokyo Games in 2021. 

There have been suggestions that this year’s organisers have tried to dampen sexual appetites by using single cardboard beds.

SUSTAINABILITY AT PARIS OLYMPICS

The beds are in fact not being used to deter eager testosterone-charged athletes from acting out their carnal desires.

Paris aims to host a highly sustainable event. Hence the cardboard beds.

These beds are being used to push sustainability at the event.

NO DETERRENT

That said, South African athlete and Blitzbok, Libbie Janse van Rensburg took to social media to comment on the cardboard beds.

Janse van Rensburg feels that the bed issue will do nothing to prevent athletes from getting it on in the Olympic Village.

ANTI-SEX BEDS

Athletes at the Paris Olympics will be partaking in sex acts in places other than their bedrooms.

Team USA goalkeeper Hope Solo said, “There’s a lot of sex going on. I’ve seen people having sex right out in the open. On the grass, between buildings, people getting down and dirty.” 

OLYMPIC SEX PARIS

While most athletes will focus first and foremost on their Olympic events, anecdotal experience suggests that many athletes have a second thing on their minds, sex.

Team USA swimmer Ryan Lochte, who reportedly had sex on a balcony at Athens 2004, said, “I’d say it’s 75 percent of Olympians having sex.”

Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt is reported to have had a lively all-night party with three members of Sweden’s handball team shortly after winning the 100m final in London, in 2012.

SAFE SEX AT THE PARIS OLYMPICS

Organisers of Paris’s Olympic Village are offering protection for those wishing to give in to their desires. 

Over 200 000 condoms have been made available at various points around the Olympic Village.

Also freely available, are 20 000 female condoms and 10 000 dental dams, used to protect against any infection during oral sex.

In addition, there is a state-of-the-art medical clinic to deal with any unexpected repercussions including STIs, sexual injuries and unwanted pregnancies.

BAD LUCK FOR SURFERS

While it seems that Paris is where all the action will take place at this year’s Olympic Games, the surfing events will not be held in Paris.

Surfing is an Olympic Sport. As Paris does not have a sea or ocean it has been decided to hold the surfing events 10 000 miles away from the French capital.

The surfing events will indeed be held in Tahiti, French Polynesia, where surfing originated over 1000 years ago.